Monday Morning Funnies

Here is the latest bit of hilarity forwarded to my Inbox by my friend Rosie:

A Practical Example Of How The Human Mind Works

Analysis of the above picture can tell us a lot about how different people think.

– For young men, it’s a picture of a lady with a nice derriere but only the most observant will notice that she is crossing a street.

– The really observant will notice that she is wearing a thong.

– For older men, she appears to be a respectable woman – with a nice tush – on her way to work.

– The perverts among them will imagine her naked.

– Wiser men will ponder the presence of mind of the photographer to take the shot in the face of such beauty and be grateful that they shared it.

– For half of the women, this is an ordinary woman who should not have left home dressed that way.

– The other half will think she is a slut but wonder where she bought that blouse

– Older women will imagine the misery that the woman’s curves will cause by the time she reaches 50.

– But only children, the extremely intelligent, and the celibate will notice that the taxi is being driven by a dog!

Wow, I don’t know if I should have my eyes checked or my mind flushed, because I did NOT see that coming! 😯

I want ice water.

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