Monday Morning Funnies

Here is the latest bit of hilarity forwarded to my Inbox by my friend Rosie:

A Practical Example Of How The Human Mind Works

Analysis of the above picture can tell us a lot about how different people think.

– For young men, it’s a picture of a lady with a nice derriere but only the most observant will notice that she is crossing a street.

– The really observant will notice that she is wearing a thong.

– For older men, she appears to be a respectable woman – with a nice tush – on her way to work.

– The perverts among them will imagine her naked.

– Wiser men will ponder the presence of mind of the photographer to take the shot in the face of such beauty and be grateful that they shared it.

– For half of the women, this is an ordinary woman who should not have left home dressed that way.

– The other half will think she is a slut but wonder where she bought that blouse

– Older women will imagine the misery that the woman’s curves will cause by the time she reaches 50.

– But only children, the extremely intelligent, and the celibate will notice that the taxi is being driven by a dog!

Wow, I don’t know if I should have my eyes checked or my mind flushed, because I did NOT see that coming! 😯

I want ice water.

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46 thoughts on “Monday Morning Funnies

  1. I saw the dog, I saw the dog. But my, what long legs it has πŸ™„ I think it must be steering with it’s hind legs. But then how could it reach the accelerator? OMG, this photo is going to drive me crazy all day. If that woman would only move her fat ass I could get a better view!!!!

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    • Wow, at least two of you saw the dog?!?!? Of course that could just be me being a stereotypical male – who’s idea of “significant” is totally determined by the wrong head! πŸ™„

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  2. Its always good to share laughter.. and its just as good Wed’Evening .. I knew Id seen this email before as it did the rounds but It wasnt until the Taxi Dog driver I knew for certain .. πŸ™‚ … Hope Tues and Weds were also full of laughs.. I will go find out now.. πŸ™‚ ~Sue

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  3. well seems all that excitement froze me out as my Laptop froze up as I was watching that little clip IzaakMak.. πŸ˜‰ It even logged me out! so……But I was going to say this take me back!… Oh and I still wear Jeans But i make sure I buy the right Size now a days πŸ™‚

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  4. This reminds me of a documentary I saw years ago about what I would term brainfarts. At one point it showed a video of a circle of people passing a ball back and forth between them. Viewers were told to watch carefully and count the number of times the ball was passed. I did as instructed, and was quite confidant I’d got the correct count. When the video ended, the narrator asked, “OK, how many of you spotted the gorilla?” Needless to say, on replay I did indeed spot the man in the gorilla suit strutting around in the background. He had a magnificent arse.

    And on the girl using her buttcrack to rest securely against the pole, I totally do that myself!

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