Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye …
I had a very strange dream last night. It started off innocently enough, recounting some “explosive events of cosmic origins” in Russia. Events like the 1908 Tunguska Explosion, the Chelyabinsk Meteor Of 2013, and the enormous 60-Meter Wide Crater Recently Discovered In Northern Siberia…
The dream then went on to recount the strange, oddly inhuman, behavior of Russian President Vladimir Putin…
But that’s when the dream started to get weird…
You gotta listen to my words
Yeah! Yeah! YEAAAAHHHHH! …
Because it went on to link Putin’s inhuman behavior to his possibly having alien origins…
To which my response was, unsurprisingly, something like…
And that’s when I noticed the dream was being narrated by the guy from the History 2 Channel’s “Ancient Aliens” show…
And was being played out to background music provided by this guy…
Who has, of course, disavowed all knowledge of this post…
Because… Well, let’s just say he’s got his own problems to deal with…
Who and what’s to blame?
I’m going off the rails on a crazy train!
Man, I have GOT to stop falling asleep with my TV on! 
I want ice water.
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I am waiting for you to explain Putin’s plastic surgery.
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I’m afraid you’ll have a long wait then my friend, because I know nothing at all about that. Perhaps he just has miraculously self-healing alien DNA? 🙄
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I felt fairly sure you’d run SOMETHING up .. Oh well …
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Well, I did leave a sentence out of my first response… 😉
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Fairy nuff.
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😀
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