I’m Going Off The Rails On This Crazy Day!

All aboard! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye …

Ozzy Osbourne

I had a very strange dream last night. It started off innocently enough, recounting some “explosive events of cosmic origins” in Russia. Events like the 1908 Tunguska Explosion, the Chelyabinsk Meteor Of 2013, and the enormous 60-Meter Wide Crater Recently Discovered In Northern Siberia

The dream then went on to recount the strange, oddly inhuman, behavior of Russian President Vladimir Putin…

But that’s when the dream started to get weird…

I know that things are going wrong for me
You gotta listen to my words

Yeah! Yeah! YEAAAAHHHHH! …

Ozzy Osbourne

Because it went on to link Putin’s inhuman behavior to his possibly having alien origins…

To which my response was, unsurprisingly, something like…

And that’s when I noticed the dream was being narrated by the guy from the History 2 Channel’s “Ancient Aliens” show…

And was being played out to background music provided by this guy…

ozzy LA 1982

Who has, of course, disavowed all knowledge of this post…

Ozzy 02

Because… Well, let’s just say he’s got his own problems to deal with…

Mental wounds not healing
Who and what’s to blame?
I’m going off the rails on a crazy train!

Ozzy Osbourne

Man, I have GOT to stop falling asleep with my TV on!

I want ice water.

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