Good news friends. After many years of oh so sweet whispers that apparently only I could hear, it’s with great relief that I announce that the world’s vaginas have decided to send a delegation to speak publicly – for the first time ever – in protest at the Republican National Convention! See there, I’m not so crazy after all – Haha!!!
What’s that? What do you mean it’s just women protesting while dressed as vaginas? You don’t say? Men too? WTF?!?! Well at least tell me they’re “channeling” women’s vaginas! No? Damn!!!
Well then, carry on… 
Ah… Um… Err… You tell ’em ladies!!! 
I want ice water.
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they do stand out in the crowd of protester that’s for sure… 🙂
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They sure do!!! 😀
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GO GET EM!!
(I mean, the Vagina’s should “go get em” on the republicans, not that the crowd should go get the vaginas.)
(I mean…)
Oh, never mind.
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“I feel your pain” my friend!!! 😆
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They are the biggest vagina’s i have ever seen 😆 more power to the vagina.
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Absolutely. They should rule the world like they rule my heart!!! 😀
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I think they also rule a mans mind 🙂
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Funny, they just whispered something similar to that in my ear: “We own your ass buddy!!!” 🙄
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Hmm… it’s seems they’re protesting right outside a the largest unified collection of giant dicks in the country. This can’t be an accident.
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OMG Dood! Is that a setup line for a joke about a Legitimate Rape case with an Entrapment Defense?!?! 😯
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Sorry about the typo, IzaakMak, but the original comment I wrote was so crude and obnoxious that I had to edit it, and then I didn’t proofread well enough. What I meant to say was that these giant vaginas are protesting outside “of” the largest unified collection of giant dicks in the country. That “a” is a leftover from when I was talking about the assholes and unicorns playing leapfrog inside the RNC building. Unfortunately, I had to delete the paragraphs of ranting because it was too inappropriate for your blog.
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Oh damn, Dood! I hadn’t even noticed the typo, but your “correction” is even funnier than the imaginary “Legitimate Rape case” inspired by your first comment!!!
BTW, I’m sick of worrying about “offending” people. It’s too damned stifling and feeds into my depression!
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It never worried me 🙂
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I really appreciate that to Harry, but I am a little concerned now, that no women have joined in the fun… 😕
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You guys!!!!
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Aren’t we terrible!?!? 😆
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Funny and terrible 🙂
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Woman will look at the post but talk about their Vagina’s, unless they are using it 😆
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OMG Harry, aren’t you the devil?!?! 😆
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I know 😆
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😯
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Poor Loon. I think she’s blown a gasket! 🙄
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There are so many lines here I want to use but modesty prevents me 🙂
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Somehow Loon, I’m having a hard time combining what I know of you and the concept of “modesty” into a single thought… 🙄
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As a woman, I am proud that these vaginas have a solid grasp of English. Not a spelling error among them!
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Oh Luddy, I can’t tell you how relieved I am to have a woman join in the fun! I really was beginning to think I’d gone too far. And to come right back at you, the ones whispering in my ear are quite well spoken too – that is when they’re not letting me know who’s boss!!! 😆
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They look kind of nasty 🙂
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Certainly nothing like the ones in my dreams!
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Blahahahaha, my side hurts from laughing
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Yeah, I guess the thought of me getting past all those restraining orders is a little hard to imagines… 🙄
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“The women told me you couldn’t just use one color.” LMFRIGGINAO. I swear he’s never seen one up close 😉
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I think not, and he also seems unaware of a little thing called racial diversity! 😀
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Hell, now that I look at it again, there’s not a lot of racial diversity in the protest either! 🙄
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🙂
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What is the protest about Again??? 🙂
You do find the strangest things !!! 😉 hahaha
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Well, what can you expect from an alien like me? 😆
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Only Laughter, Glad those smiles are still forming… 😀
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My sense of humor is like crabgrass Sue – mow it down all you like, but it just keeps coming back! 😀
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There you are, and you worried about no woman calling.
Give a woman a vagina and she will talk about it, i never hear men talk about vaginas
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Ain’t THAT the truth?!?! 😆
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I hadn’t noticed that no women were talking about vaginas until you mentioned it. I was still busy laughing at all of the dicks inside the RNC.
But seriously, IM, this particular female is mighty weary of old white guys (or young ones who seem like old throwbacks to the 1950’s) trying to legislate what I do with my lady parts.
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LOL !
I’m laughing now, but what if they won this election? Guess I should practice putting aspirin between my knees. Not that I need it. I’ve been happily single since birth, Ba ha ha ha.
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