Good news friends. After many years of oh so sweet whispers that apparently only I could hear, it’s with great relief that I announce that the world’s vaginas have decided to send a delegation to speak publicly – for the first time ever – in protest at the Republican National Convention! See there, I’m not so crazy after all – Haha!!!
What’s that? What do you mean it’s just women protesting while dressed as vaginas? You don’t say? Men too? WTF?!?! Well at least tell me they’re “channeling” women’s vaginas! No? Damn!!!
I want ice water.
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