You know folks, I’ve been attempting to gather my thoughts about the whole “Occupy” phenomenon for weeks now, so I could eventually get around to doing a post on it for the Major Rants volume of this blog. It has, after all, been a long time since I’ve done one, and I have been feeling a lot of anxiety over how everyone seems to be focusing far to much on the “trees” while ignoring the “big picture” that the forest represents.
To that end, I’ve gathered tons of “intellectual ammunition” in preparation for the battle, but, because of my own depression-induced “creeping malaise” – compounded by continued problems with this damned PC (it’s already frozen up 5 times just today) – I just haven’t been able to pull it all together.
So I’ve decided to just put it all down to this being the Season of the Witch, give in to the madness, and post some of the “comedic ammunition” I gathered up instead:
And now my friends, I’m going to scurry off back to my corner, where I can hope that an early onset of Alzheimer’s Disease will take me back to where all I care about are childhood fantasies like this:
I want ice water.
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