My Funny Valentine

My original intent with this post was just to make use some of the smaller email funnie stuff that’s been clogging up my Inbox.

Stuff like:

And Now, From A Smart Ass Woman

A professor at the University of Mississippi was giving a lecture on “Involuntary Muscular Contractions” to his first year medical students. Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, “Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you’re having an orgasm?” She replied, “Probably deer hunting with his buddies.”

It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom…

And:

Finally…… A Keyboard for Old Men

But it occurred to me that today is Valentine’s Day, and that the two items above could be construed as relating to the holiday.

With that in mind, I’ve decided to also throw in a few animated Valentine’s Day gif images that are symbolic of the romantic relationships I’ve had.

Actually, I’m still waiting on that last one!

I want ice water.