Drive

From my perspective, as a man, woman are just about the greatest thing out there. This one is for all the daughters, sisters, and mothers I feel so powerless to protect… I want ice water. More Just Vibes

F**CK YOU (via KANSAS MEDIOCRITY)

I’ve actually posted two different versions of this song before, in Cee-Lo’s “Fuck You” (via Erotixx photoblog) and Speaking of “Fuck You”… (via COLTMONDAY), but the music and imagery in this new version by Dennis Coffey absolutely demands another reblog! 😀  Uh, um, sorry about the title. I couldn’t think of anything intellectual or inspirational…

Clubbing With Idiots

Here’s something to consider when you’re out at the clubs this weekend. Funny Or Die’s humorous look at sexual attraction and jealousy: Click on the video to judge it! I want ice water.

Sultry Saturday

I ran across one of these saucy seaside postcards on another blog. It was so funny that I decided to post the whole collection. These are definitely NSFW! I want ice water.

Boob song (via Randshit’s Blog)

The mind wasting events of the last few days also caused me to miss out on doing a second Sultry Saturday post. And I was so hoping to begin a new Ice Water tradition! So, continuing on with catching up with those reblogs (and adding fuel to the burning rage some of you might be…

Her New Deodorant

Another one for the E-Mail Funnies volume: I got this new deodorant stick today. The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells awesome. I want ice water.

Maxine’s Blessed Are The Cracked

Here’s another one from my Inbox featuring the great wisdom of Maxine: Blessed Are The Cracked, For They Let In The Light! Twenty-Nine Lines To Make You Smile: My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.…