Oh No, Not The Lady Juice!

Okay, I know I described my behavior back in 1981 as that of a “barely adult, inconsiderate male jerk,” but I could’ve taken “master level” lessons in “self-absorbed jerkdom” from the Jeff Bingham (Patrick Warburton) character in the Rules of Engagement TV series…

Turn Me Loose

1981 was a big year for me. That was the year I graduated from college, started my second career, and finally began settling into that “family guy” role I’d been dreaming of for nearly a decade. But this “transitional phase” was anything but a smooth one… All of which left me feeling just a tad stressed out and scrambling for ways to feel more in control of over where all this was headed…

I Need Stress Relief – Now!

I received the very disturbing news this morning that my ex-wife had to be hospitalized last night after suffering a mild heart attack. Those of you who’ve followed this blog for awhile, and particularly those who’ve read my 42, 39, 17, 10, and 4 post, will know that I still have very deep and powerful…

42, 39, 17, 10, and 4

Okay folks, I’ll warn you right up front: This post falls into that “self-therapy” thing this blog was originally set up for. Reading it could well be as upsetting for you as it has been for me to write. Feel free to comment if you wish, but please don’t be upset if I’m too uncomfortable…

Your Friday WTF?!?!

Okay, so I came down with a serious case of “The Lazeeze” yesterday (sorry :oops:), and somehow managed to wake up this morning with an unbelievably monstrous headache. Now I really can’t be sure, but the only “logical” explanation for this I can think of is that The Gawds have decided to punish me for…

Maxine’s Blessed Are The Cracked

Here’s another one from my Inbox featuring the great wisdom of Maxine: Blessed Are The Cracked, For They Let In The Light! Twenty-Nine Lines To Make You Smile: My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.…

Murder At Walmart

Here’s another of those crazy emails! Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed. A ‘friend of a friend’ put him in…

Tiger Woods’ Holiday Photo

Now everyone knows that cheating and lying are bad. I happen to believe that jealousy and possessiveness are also bad. With that being said, and at the risk of being sued for posting this obviously re-touched photo that was forwarded to me, This Is Funny! Tiger Woods is one of only a handful of sports…

The Wedding Test

Here’s another doozy from my Inbox: The Wedding Test I was a very happy man… My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me… It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very…