How To Cook A Fucking Steak!

Call me weird, because I’ve been laughing my ass off ever since I first stumbled across this. And while you’re at it, I guess you can call me a criminal too, because I’m reblogging this shit exactly as I found it. Of course, if you agree with my assessment of the writing and you’d like to keep me out of whatever kind of hell they throw people like me in for stealing shit like this – not to mention preventing the $5 in my bank account from being seized in some lame-assed lawsuit – you’ll use the links I’m providing to give the guy who actually fucking wrote it his due…

Ghosts From Thanksgivings Past

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! I’ve been up since early this morning making my very first sweet potato pies, and I’ve still got my dinner to prepare. And then, of course, there’s that big tradition of “nodding-off-after-stuffing-my-face-while-watching-NFL-football-games-on-TV” to get to. Skipping that part would be nothing short of sacrilegious! 😆 With such a “busy day” ahead, I’m…