Judging Others

Another gem from my Inbox: Judging Others An elephant asked a camel, “Why are your breasts on your back?” “Well,” said the camel, “I think that’s an inappropriate question from somebody whose dick is on his face.” I want ice water.

Being Human

We as humans have this very bad, if perfectly natural, tendency to ascribe human emotions to the behaviors of the animals we encounter. Hell, it’s why we treat our pets as members of the family and dress them up in outfits that would shame a creature in the wild to death. Actually, shame is a…

Florida Squirrels

Now I don’t care who you are, what religion you are, where you live, or how old you are… …this is funny! There were five houses of religion in a small Florida town: The Presbyterian Church The Baptist Church The Methodist Church The Catholic Church and The Jewish Synagogue … Each church and Synagogue was…

Swimming with Polar Bears???

This one isn’t so much funny as it is cute – Very cute: There’s a place in the world where children can swim among polar bears. Since July 2004, in the little town of Cochrane, northern Ontario, you can visit the Polar Bear Habitat. It’s a kind of local zoo where people can live the…

The Cutest Little Ass…

Hey! Get your minds out of the gutter! It’s just another of those wonderful e-mails. This is, without a doubt, the cutest ass you will ever see… HEY~!! Not everything that I send is nasty, dirty, filthy, raunchy or disgusting. Besides, this gutter’s pretty crowded already! I want ice water.