Almost Halloween…

After having a very strange dream where the guys from The Big Bang Theory tried and failed (hilariously) to fix my ailing PC, I awoke to find it frozen up yet again. Gee, thanks guys! 😳 Anyway, once I got it going again, I found that my friend Rosie had sent me some funny “Almost…

A JibJab Halloween

My good friend Rosie, who’s responsible for most of my E-Mail Funnies stuff, posted this super funny Halloween JibJab on her Facebook page: I want ice water. See more E-Mail Funnies

Behind The Horse’s Ass

Here’s another good one for the E-Mail Funnies volume: Just in case you didn’t know this. Railroad tracks. The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That’s an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that’s the way they built them in England, and English expatriates designed…

Catholic Parrots

Here’s another of those hilarious emails: A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, But they only know how to say one thing.” “What do they say?” the priest asked. They say, “Hi, we’re hookers! Do you want to have some fun?”…

Maxine’s “Banister of Life”

Finally, another of those funny emails with Maxine in it! As You Slide Down the Banister of Life in 2011 Remember! 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It’s called …….. ‘Ministers Do More Than Lay People’ 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink… And be Mary. 3.…

Your Laugh For The Day

The latest craziness from my Inbox: Your Laugh For The Day A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2 hours.” The guy left. . . . . A few days later, the…

The Italian Tomato Garden

Here’s another one of those funny emails: An old Italian man lived alone in the country. It was Spring and he wanted to dig his tomato garden, as he had done every year, but it was very hard work for the aging man as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to…

Chuckle For The Day

Here’s another one of those funny emails: Wine Does NOT Make You FAT It Makes You LEAN… Against Tables, Chairs, Floors, Walls, and Ugly People. Another new illness to watch out for… Anal Glaucoma A woman calls her boss one morning to tell him that she’s staying home because she isn’t feeling well. “What’s the…