I Need A Vacation!

Bailiff: I found him like this in the bathroom, your honor. Somebody beat the hell out of him!

Judge: Who did this?

Fletcher: A mad man, your honor. A desperate fool at the end of his pitiful rope.

Judge: What did he look like?

Fletcher: About 6’2″, 180lbs. big teeth, kinda gangly.

– Quotes from Liar Liar

Images via We landed on the moon! on Tumblr

Images via for the love of disney, we need to talk about shrek more on Tumblr

Someone Kidnap Me, Please

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He pulls the city’s high tension wires down…

Helpless people on a subway train
Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them…

He picks up a bus and he throws it back down
As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town…

Oh no! They say he’s got to go!
Go go Godzilla! Yeah!
Oh no! There goes Tokyo!
Go go Godzilla! Yeah!

Oh no! They say he’s got to go!
Go go Godzilla! Yeah!
Oh no! There goes Tokyo!
Go go Godzilla! Yeah!

History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men…
Godzilla!

History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men…
Godzilla!

Sorry. I am searching for my lost mind… O_o

I want ice water.

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11 thoughts on “I Need A Vacation!

  1. That dinosaur impression is awful. The back should be horizontal, arms hanging below with the palms facing each-other, neck craned up and head straight.

    Admittedly, that is an awkward posture for a human. Without the heavy tail to balance out the torso there’s a chance he would fall flat on his face.

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