If so, you might want to take a look at these images I’ve excerpted from Keely Flaherty’s What 16 Normal Things Look Like When You’re Drunk post on BuzzFeed, just in case you find yourself in similar situations… 😉
“I CAN’T GET IT…TECHNOLOGY?!” drunk you screams into your phone, waiting for an answer.
2. “How convenient, a taxi!” says sober you.
“THANK YOU, MAGICAL CHARIOT MADE JUST FOR ME!” drunk you screeches into the cabbie’s ear.
3. “Pizza is such a satisfying treat,” says sober you.
“THIS IS THE BEST MEAL OF MY WHOLE LIFE EVER!” drunk you cries into the night, shedding a single tear.
4. “Oh, look, some barstools,” says sober you.
“LOOK, A BED!” whispers drunk you.
7. “Man, I don’t like taking the stairs,” says sober you.
“BRING ME MY CARABINER!” drunk you demands of the empty lobby.
8. “What a helpful map,” says sober you.
“WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?” drunk you screams, and throws the confusing paper away.
9. “Hello, kitty, I missed you,” says sober you.
“WHAT AM I EVEN DOING WITH MY LIFE, KITTY?” drunk you weeps.
10. “Looks like I better tie my shoes,” says sober you.
“MAYBE IF I HAD A MILLION FINGERS THEN OK,” drunk you yells at your shoelaces.
11. “Time to calculate a 20% tip before I head home,” says sober you.
“CAN’T MATH, HERE YOU GO!” drunk you says and throws some cash.
12. “I’ve been sitting for a while, I should walk around,” says sober you.
“WHY SO MUCH GRAVITY?” drunk you cries mid-collapse.
13. “I better reapply my makeup,” says sober you.
“THIS WILL NOT END WELL,” drunk you says to the bathroom mirror.
14. “Ew, look at those communal bar peanuts,” says sober you.
“YOU TINY MIRACLES, COME TO ME,” drunk you cries through a mouthful of communal bar peanuts.
16. “Oops, I spilled my drink, let me grab some napkins,” says sober you.
“IT WAS MORE THAN HALF FULL NOOOOOOO!” drunk you screams to the unfeeling sky.
And just for you my friends, I’ve taken the liberty of altering one of the pairs…
If you find yourself wondering “Now what the hell did I come in here for?”
It might have been because you felt one of these coming on! 😆
Go to What 16 Normal Things Look Like When You’re Drunk on BuzzFeed to see the original post
Enjoy your weekend! 😈
I want ice water.
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