First, a little humor modeled after a post I saw at All the Funny Ones ! (Jokes, Cartoons and stories)…
A policeman on his horse asks a young girl on her bike, “Did Santa Give you that?”
“Yes” Says the young girl.
“Well, tell Santa to put a reflector light on it next year,” and fines her $5…
The girl looks up at the policeman and says “Nice horse you’ve got there. Did Santa give it to you last Christmas too?”
The Policeman chuckles and replies “Sure thing, he did give me the Horse.”
“Well,” says the little girl… “Next year, remind Santa that the Fucking Dick goes under the horse and not on top of it!”
And then a little Christmas Cheer from someone who’s been on my personal “wish list” for a very long time…
I want ice water.
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