Another one of those hilarious emails forwarded by my friend Rosie.
OH HELL! … Let’s Offend Everybody…….
Q. What’s the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. To a different bar.
Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong.
Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment.
Q. Why aren’t there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A. Because they’re not going to work in the future either.
Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Q. What’s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.
Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the ‘F’ word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, ‘BINGO!’
Q. What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A1. A northern fairytale begins, ….’Once upon a time…’
A2. southern fairytale begins,… ‘Y’all ain’t gonna believe this sh*t…..’
Q. Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.
Oh…., just be quiet….and pass it on!
To which I couldn’t resist adding my own little touch…
I want ice water.
More from the E-Mail Funnies volume
I Want Ice Water! 
The Italian joke was my favorite. 🙂
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That was a good one! 😀
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I’m Filipino-American
Why is it not possible for a Filipino to become a US President?
There are 10 answers, but I won’t tell. LOL
Okay, just one….. At the Inaugural Ball, the Filipino President will force all the guests to take home left-over food’
Okay, another one….. The grandma, grandpa, maybe a niece or nephew, or some relatives from the Philipines visiting will stay at the White House.
There will be a humungous wooden wall sculpture of THE LAST SUPPER of Jesus with the Apostles hanging on the formal dining room.
Visiting VIPs will be invited to a karaoke session.
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Hilarious! 😆
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Another one…. the White House will smell of adobo….. or heaven forbid, shrimp paste we call ” bagoong” He he he
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OMG, that’s funny! 😀
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O these are good ones. Lol
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Thanks. I loved the “BINGO and the ‘F’ word” one! 😆
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I liked the southern fairy tale one…..when I was in Mississippi early last year…there was a lot of that talk goin on……….and some of their sayings down there are just plain hilariousness. .
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Sounds a lot like W. Va. to me Rosie, but then my parents and a lot of the people they knew were actually from down south! 😆
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Yeah, the Southern Fairy Tale is my favorite but then I am third generation Texan I think that is actually how we start them.
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That sounds right to me somehow Val. After all, the north may be the home of the con, but when it comes to American Tall Tales, I think of Texas, Montana and Wyoming! 😀
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