Look Martha, The Dingbats Are Doing A Jim Carrey!

Break out the Kettle Corn friends, because the following clip from last night’s Rachel Maddow Show is like a weird Right Wing Dingbat parody of Jim Carrey’s I’m Kicking My Ass! bit from the movie Liar Liar… 😆

Via Rachel Maddow: GOP implodes over War on Obamacare

And if that wasn’t schizophrenic enough for ya, the “party of small government,” that nevertheless insists on government-mandated ultrasounds for women contemplating abortion, is now telling us we don’t need health insurance… 🙄

Via Rachel Maddow: Anti-Obamacare ad loses message in creepiness

Now let me get this straight. The government should stay out of my business… unless they feel like being there. And we don’t need healthcare… unless the government feels like shoving something up our… WTF?!?! 😯

Bailiff: I found him like this in the bathroom, your honor. Somebody beat the hell out of him!

Judge: Who did this?

Fletcher: A mad man, your honor, a desperate fool at the end of his pitiful rope.

Judge: What did he look like?

Fletcher: About 6’2″, 180lbs. big teeth, kinda gangly.

“Liar Liar” Quotes

Sounds about right to me! 😆

I want ice water.

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