Your Sunday Funnies!

Oh. My. Gawd!!! Just what is this world coming too?!?! 😯

Gordon the Gopher reveals historic ‘fisting’ abuse

Gordon-the-Gopher “In a further sinister twist to the ongoing scandal of alleged sexual abuse by former television personalities, Gordon the Gopher has revealed that he was subjected to persistent and degrading episodes of fisting throughout his time working at the BBC in the ’80s and ’90s.

‘It was a different culture back then,’ said the long-time sidekick of Phillip Schofield in a heartbreaking interview. ‘It didn’t seem unnatural that a procession of different people inserted their hands in my arse each day – I just assumed it was part of the job. And it wasn’t only me: Kermit, Fozzy Bear, and Sooty – they all had a hand in it, so to speak.’”

Now while none of the puppet teams I contacted would confirm this story explicitly when asked, to my eyes at least, the looks on their faces quite literally spoke volumes…

I want ice water.

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18 thoughts on “Your Sunday Funnies!

  1. I can never look at a puppet again without feeling some kind of pity. And to think these atrocities went unpunished while people watched and said nothing. Society has gone to hell in a hand puppet 🙂


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