No, not THAT kind of ass! Here’s the latest (slightly modified) hilarity from my Inbox:
Here’s a little “CLEAN” humor with a good moral…
The Pastor’s Ass
A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The local paper read:
Pastor’s Ass Out Front
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race…
The next day, the local paper headline read:
Bishop Scratches Pastor’s Ass
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey…
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby Convent…
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
Nun Has Best Ass In Town
The Bishop fainted!
He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the papers read:
Nun Sells Ass For $10
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild…
The next day the headlines read:
Nun Announces Her Ass Is Wild And Free
The Bishop was buried the next day!
Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery. It can even shorten your life…
So be yourself and enjoy life to the fullest…
Stop worrying about everyone else’s ass and you’ll be a lot happier and live longer!
Have a nice day!
And remember… sharing is caring!
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LoL. I laugh A LOT. 😀
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Keeping up appearances is such hard work! 😆
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Brilliant, i’m going to put this on twitter if its all right.
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Absolutely! Thanks! 😀
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So funny! But you’re on the hook for that deliberately misleading title. 😉
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Thanks. The email’s actual title is the first line in the box, but I also tinkered with variations of “Enough About Asses Already!” 😆
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Loved this…………. and its always great to laugh your ‘Ass’ off… 🙂 ooooops! did I say that!? Ney! Ney!….
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Love it 😀 🙂 😉
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And anyone who doesn’t like that joke, has a problem
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And the problem is an obvious one!
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That’s even funnier than the joke! MANY THANKS!!!
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Aiming to please… always! 😀
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Too funny! Thanks!
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I’m glad you liked it. Thank YOU! 😀
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Nothing better to spew my Hazelnut coffee on my PC than someone with their head up their ass ROFLMAO…oh you slay me!!! Thank you thank you thank you!
warm feathery,
Rx
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“Causes people to spew coffee on their PC” – who could ask for a better endorsement?!?! 😀
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This is priceless. No truer words have ever been uttered. I must share this with my friends and family.
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Just wanted to let you know that I have chosen you as a recipient of The Versatile Blogger Award. Congratulations! You deserve it!!! http://motleynews.net/2012/02/05/the-versatile-blogger-award/
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Thanks so much! 😀
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You are most deserving!
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😳 😳 😳 😳
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Congrats on your award, onwards to more 🙂 you will have to make an awards page now 🙂
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Thanks, but not my cup of tea.
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Still funny.
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Thanks! 😀
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I have just put this post on twitter.
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Have at it my friend! 😀
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