Maxine’s “Banister of Life”

Finally, another of those funny emails with Maxine in it!

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life in 2011
1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It’s called …….. ‘Ministers Do More Than Lay People’
2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink… And be Mary.
3. The difference between the Pope and Your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant Flash and it is gone.
5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you’re in the bathroom.
6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.
7. It used to be only death and taxes. Now, of course, there’s shipping and handling, too.
8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.
9. My next house will have no kitchen – just Vending Machines and a large trash can.
11. Definition of a teenager? God’s punishment… For enjoying sex.

I want ice water.

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14 thoughts on “Maxine’s “Banister of Life”

  1. my favorite is the advise to pull off to the side of the road. oh and.. I gave you a bit if a shout out on my blog today. Have a nice day! πŸ™‚


    • I love these “Maxine” emails! They’re a bit of a chore to convert, but I enjoy experimenting with the different HTML tricks while doing it. Thanks for the shout out! πŸ˜€


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