Here’s another one of those funny emails:
Wine Does NOT Make You FAT
It Makes You LEAN…
Against Tables, Chairs, Floors, Walls, and Ugly People.
Another new illness to watch out for…
A woman calls her boss one morning to tell him that
she’s staying home because she isn’t feeling well.
“What’s the matter?” he asks.
“I have a case of anal glaucoma,” she says in a weak voice.
“What the hell is anal glaucoma?”
“I can’t see my ass coming into work today!”
Have a wonderful day and laugh often!
I want ice water.