Chuckle For The Day

Here’s another one of those funny emails:

Wine Does NOT Make You FAT

It Makes You LEAN…

Against Tables, Chairs, Floors, Walls, and Ugly People.

Another new illness to watch out for…

Anal Glaucoma

A woman calls her boss one morning to tell him that
she’s staying home because she isn’t feeling well.

“What’s the matter?” he asks.
“I have a case of anal glaucoma,” she says in a weak voice.
“What the hell is anal glaucoma?”
“I can’t see my ass coming into work today!”

Have a wonderful day and laugh often!

I want ice water.

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18 thoughts on “Chuckle For The Day

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  3. I can’t see my ass coming into work either!

    Reminds me of my fav joke…
    Guy rings his boss and says he can’t come in to work today because he’s sick.
    Boss says “What do you mean you’re sick?”
    Guy says ” I just slept with my sister!”

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