Here’s another one of those funny emails:
Wine Does NOT Make You FAT
It Makes You LEAN…
Against Tables, Chairs, Floors, Walls, and Ugly People.
Another new illness to watch out for…
Anal Glaucoma
A woman calls her boss one morning to tell him that
she’s staying home because she isn’t feeling well.
“What’s the matter?” he asks.
“I have a case of anal glaucoma,” she says in a weak voice.
“What the hell is anal glaucoma?”
“I can’t see my ass coming into work today!”
Have a wonderful day and laugh often!
I want ice water.
I Want Ice Water! 
hahaha, too many good ones here, love the 1st one to bits…
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Thank bud! It was fun to put together. 😀
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A superb collection, thankyou!!
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You’re quite welcome! A few hours work that seems well worth it. 😀
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Thanks for the laugh ICU!
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You’re welcome! 😀
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Hehe, some very good ones. Especially 1# and 4#.
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Thanks my friend! 😀
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That first one got me good. A good start to my Saturday.
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Precisely what I hoped. I’m so glad you liked it! 😀
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I love, love, LOVE the anal glaucoma one. This deserves a reblog.
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That was my favorite too! Reblog away dear lady. 😀
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I can’t see my ass coming into work either!
Reminds me of my fav joke…
Guy rings his boss and says he can’t come in to work today because he’s sick.
Boss says “What do you mean you’re sick?”
Guy says ” I just slept with my sister!”
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😯 OMG Loon, that’s outrageous! 😆
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The sexual harrassment one — suing you for discrimination, was priceless!
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And I know exactly how she feels too. Hmmm, I think I’ll call my lawyer! 😀
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