Reach Out And Grope Someone?

While it looks like it’s going be a while before the old hermit’s dream of my own personal robo-mate is realized…

…according to Kinect Sex: Coming Soon to a Console Near You?, there are people working feverishly to re-purpose Microsoft’s wonder gadget for motion-sensitive virtual sex.

Hot damn! Could it be that my lonely days are over? Lord knows this has to be an improvement over previous offerings!

I want ice water.

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22 thoughts on “Reach Out And Grope Someone?

  1. Two comments: 1) Back in 2004, I was writing to EA to beg for triple-X Sims games (“rated ‘F’ for fecundity”), so hip-hip-hooray!
    2) An early Happy Whatever-You-Celebrate-If-Anything, IzaakMak! Call the MS wonder gadget the 21st-century version of the gift that keeps on giving.

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    • You know, I had no real knowledge of what was actually out there in the way of virtual sex before I started searching for stuff to put in this post. Now I’m wondering if I’ve been missing out big time! ๐Ÿ˜‰

      And a Happy Whatever-You-Celebrate-If-Anything-I-Just-Hope-it-Feels-Real-Good right back at you!

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  2. Huh, its kind of like walking in on an awkward conversation completely out of context. Nothing quite like reading “Reach Out and Grope Someone?” to tell you ya chose the rite time to come back and enjoy a good chuckle.

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    • I saw this video on one those Discovery Science channel programs (I don’t remember which) and I just couldn’t get it out of my head. I wasn’t specifically looking for it when I did my search for this post, but I was thrilled to find it anyway. I’m so glad you liked it!

      I need a robot version of you! ๐Ÿ˜€

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    • Sorry for the delay in responding to your comment my friend. I’ve been out of touch due to my ongoing PC troubles. Isn’t technology wonderful?

      As frightening as the thought of a Kinected Gerbil may be, I’m clinging desperately to the hope that all the terrible road rash scars I’ve accumulated from being dragged screaming and kicking into the future will eventually pay at least a few dividends. For example, one of my less-pornographic-yet-still age-old dreams involves being able to whip the cord on my telephone handset in order to smack the person I’m conversing with upside the head with their handset. Surely I’m not the only one to wish for this ability (???), and this advance makes the realization of this dream seem more possible than ever before.

      After all, isn’t it our dreams that keep us going? And I absolutely believe in living the dream! ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿ˜‰

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