The Origins of Man

More Inbox amusement:

A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race appear?” The mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made…”

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question… The father answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.”

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, “Mom , how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?” The mother answered, “Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.

I want ice water.

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24 thoughts on “The Origins of Man

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  2. My mom was born on earth. My dad was from Zeta 9 in the oblask system located somewhere between Dillon’s and a galaxy far far away. He never did come clean on that one.

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  3. I think that denigrating science, i.e. the fact that human evolution is an exact, provable scientific reality is not in the best interest of promoting a prominent future for our nation. Let’s confine these religious sentiments to Sunday School and let’s teach reality in our schools and in our homes. What do you say?

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    • Seriously? You got all that from my posting a humorous email from a friend? I’ll have you know my friend that I’m one of the biggest atheists you’re ever likely to meet, not to mention someone who pushes rational, well reasoned, scientific thinking every chance I get. But I also live in a world where not everyone sees things the way I do, and some of those “non-believers” happen to be friends of mine as well. I’d much rather make my attempts to “enlighten” them a bit more palatable than a sermon on how their scientific ignorance is ruining their children’s futures.

      Besides, my readers are smart enough to know where I stand, as I’ve taken every opportunity fill these pages with the best of my knowledge. I invite you to look deeper, starting with my Tolerance… Not! volume.

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