The Hell On Ducks 2010-A

Take down planeloads of our precious cargo will ya? Not!

In light of recent news about the increasing occurrence of duck and geese strikes against planeloads of our people, we’ve decided that enough is enough!

To combat the increasing threat, the Duck Hunters of America are proud to introduce our Ultimate Duck Defense Prototype:

The Hell On Ducks 2010-A

Situated in Louisiana (of course), our prototype conceals 3 stories of pure Hell On Ducks:

The 1st level hides 4 boats underneath and has room for 2 hunters and 2 dog doors.

The 2nd level has a full kitchen with fridge, 2 stoves, electricity for lights, living room with 2 couches and satellite TV, and theater seats around the “porch of the blind” to shoot 14 guys comfortably. The side porch has a running toilet and a stainless steel grill for cooking whole rib eyes for lunch. All the mojos and mallard machines are hard wired to car batteries.

The 3rd level is the “crows nest” with room for 3. It’s about 25′ up in the trees and most of the time you are cutting down on the ducks!

I want ice water.

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10 thoughts on “The Hell On Ducks 2010-A

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