This one is short and… Sweet?
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas…
The music was really,really loud,
so I timed my gas with the beat of the music…
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.
I finished my coffee, and noticed that
everybody was staring at me…
Then I suddenly remembered
that I was listening to my iPod.
I want ice water.