Okay, I would’ve posted these anyway because they crack me up, but it is great to see how well the WordPress “gallery mosaic” feature handled the animated GIFs. Thanks WordPress!
Just a wacky image assortment reflecting the weird chaos in my head today…
My friend Rosie posted this on my Facebook timeline. This guy is amazing!
When you just can’t find the words… You use other people’s words!
With some nice background music of course…
I got a little reminder last night, from the nice people at WordPress, that yesterday marked the 5th anniversary of the date that I ported my little collection of lunatic rants over from where it began on Blogger. As I was in the middle of an attempt to reduce the massive backlog of programs stored on my DVR – while adding 8 1/2 more hours to it at the same time – I had a lot of time to reflect back on that five years of blogging.
When I was finally exhausted from all the TV watching, while trying to think of something profound to say to mark the occasion at the same time, it occurred to me that it wasn’t really necessary…
I love cats. Their mysterious and bizarre behavior just cracks me up! But have you ever wondered why it is that some people think they’re possessed by demons? Well, you might think those people have a case after you have a look at Exhibits A and B!
You know, I think it might be time to call for some “expert” assistance!
Well what do you know friends? I was awakened this morning by a call setting up the next appointment in my seemingly never-ending dentistry saga… The thing is, we are talking about me – you know, the “urban hermit” who never leaves his apartment except to stave off starvation or to reduce the stench from accumulated garbage! – actually making multiple trips away from said apartment to, of all things, intentionally allow strange people to jab needles into, and yank things out of, my mouth!
Now I could go on and on and on and on about how agitated I get just thinking about it…
Have you ever wondered how YOU will do, when it comes time to take YOUR “final test?”
Wish I was a normal man
A normal life and a simple plan
A normal home on a normal street
With normal thoughts and normal needs
But sometimes I make believe…
This absolute mockery of the “Batman Vs. Superman” concept is from The Pete Holmes Show on the TBS Network. If you’ve never seen the show, you really should check it out. I’ve got a feeling this won’t be the last of his videos I post!