Career Day!

…Since I’m just a boy in school
I asked my teacher, what should I try
Should I paint pictures?
Should I sing songs?
This was her wise reply.

Que Sera, Sera,
Whatever will be, will be
The future’s not ours, to see
Que Sera, Sera
What will be, will be…

~ Doris Day – Que Sera, Sera

A Superstar Athlete?

Via Meme Master

A Captain Of Industry?


Via Meme Master

Or Just Work For The Man?

Via WTF Friday #23

Shocked Smiley

Sorry. Lack of sleep is making me batty… :oops:

I want ice water.

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From growing up a poor, mixed-race kid in the 50s, 60s & 70s, to living as a depressed "urban hermit" in recovery, my blog is a mixture of humor & seriousness that reflects my personal philosophy for life in a global asylum.
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26 Responses to Career Day!

  1. Cool Berman says:

    Lie detector. This video made my day. :D

  2. I want one of those! ahahaha

  3. writerdood says:

    I enjoyed the video. It reminded me of some of the interviews I’ve been on. I go in and see someone working on a Mac, and the first thing out of my mouth is, “So, you’re a coolaid drinker are you?” And they’re like, “huh?” So I elaborate. “You’re a fan-boy. One of Steve Job’s bitches that can’t figure out how to run a REAL computer.” And they’re like, “give me a break. You call a Windows machine a REAL computer? Mine doesn’t crash. I can find my files. I don’t get viruses.” And I’m like, “Yeah… well… when mine crashes, I can figure out how to get it up again. And I’ve been forced to learn not to do shit that would GIVE me a virus. And I’ve learned how to back up my fricken files because I HAVE to.” And he’s like, “I suppose you don’t have an iPhone either.” And I’m like, “HELL NO! You think I’d use one of those sweat-shop produced dumbed-down toys? I bet you visit the genius bar on a regular basis don’t you? Have you ever figured out how to do anything on your own?”

    I hate interviewing at Microsoft.

    • IzaakMak says:

      I blame Gene Roddenberry. While creating an enemy that could so easily be compared to Microsoft really was a stroke of genius, not allowing for the competing “Borg” empires was a definite oversight!

      “Resistance is Futile. You will be assimilated.”

      “No, we will assimilate them!”

      “Negative. We will assimilate them and destroy you!”

      SssZzzVIT! SssZzzVIT! SssZzzVIT! Blam! BooooooM!

      “I think now would be a good time to make our escape, Captain.”

      “Make it so. Warp factor 10. Engage!”

  4. Jamie says:

    Love that Doris Day song. She had a great voice.

  5. rebecca2000 says:

    I am glad to see you used the video. I liked all of them!

    x,
    Becca

  6. Geoff says:

    WTF was that a dive
    or a back flop? :( lmao
    I hope that you can
    grab my invite out of
    your inbox Mak :)

    Just another Andro Space
    built from scratch and ready
    for a quick viewing…
    If you like of course? :) lol

    have a wicked weekend Mak :)

    Geoff / Andro your choice…

    • IzaakMak says:

      Yeah, that dive was a perfect reminder of my own attempts at athleticism Andro! :D

      I just browsed over the front page of your new space my friend (once I figured out how to get there from the invitation). I love the look, and the content on that page is excellent! I’m not sure how an invitation only blog works, but I definitely clicked that “Follow” button! :D

  7. renxkyoko says:

    I LOLed so much at the diver, It’s cartoonish.

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