Your Mother’s Day Chuckle!

My good friend Rosie sent this to me a while back. I “tweaked” it a little, and thought it might make for a nice Mother’s Day chuckle…

Hope this touches you the way it touched me!

GOODBYE MOM

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, “I hope I haven’t made you feel ill at ease; it’s just that you look so much like my late son.”

He answered, “That’s okay.”

“I know it’s silly, but if you’d call out ‘Good bye, Mom’ as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy.”

She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, “Goodbye, Mom.”

The little old lady waved and smiled back at him..

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone’s day, he went to pay for his groceries.

“That comes to $121.85,” said the clerk..

“How come so much? I only bought 5 items.”

The clerk replied, “Yeah, but your Mother said you’d be paying for her things, too.”

Bet you thought this was going to be a tear jerker.

Don’t trust Little Old Ladies!!!

BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED, FOR THEY ARE THE ONES WHO LET IN THE “LIGHT”!

I want ice water.

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From growing up a poor, mixed-race kid in the 50s, 60s & 70s, to living as a depressed "urban hermit" in recovery, my blog is a mixture of humor & seriousness that reflects my personal philosophy for life in a global asylum.
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27 Responses to Your Mother’s Day Chuckle!

  1. Lol
    That was great!

  2. Cool Berman says:

    ahahaha. It was good! :D

  3. PiedType says:

    Thanks for brightening my Mother’s Day!

  4. aFrankAngle says:

    Every day is in need of a good chuckle!

  5. frigginloon says:

    I’m gonna try that one!!!! :)

  6. Con artists do come in all ages! Haha!

  7. Jo Bryant says:

    Oh I like that little old lady !!!!!!!!

  8. Scott says:

    That’s got to be the most clever crook in the world!

  9. Rincewind says:

    haha, that was a great joke…

  10. TemptingSweets99 says:

    LOL! This is a good one. :)

  11. rosecolour says:

    I enjoyed it this time also……………tks for the post!! it was perfect for Mothers Day!!

    • IzaakMak says:

      Thank YOU, for saving my butt Rosie! I hadn’t been feeling well, still don’t actually, but I so wanted to do a Mother’s Day post. Your email made the perfect template! :D

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