This Is Your Cat on Drugs

This is a reprint of an article I found on pawnation.com called This Is Your Cat on Drugs by Eliot Glazer.

So you’ve caught Whiskers eating straight out of the Cheetos bag recently. Suddenly, he’s staying up all night and sleeping all day. He’s really into wearing headbands, is unusually mute, and has stopped chasing that rodent tunneled behind the couch. Instead, he’s giving the mouse high-fives and sharing its cheese, claiming the critter is just “another little dude looking for a good time.”

And, for the love of God, Whiskers will not stop quoting The Big Lebowski.

So just what happened to your furry feline? Whiskers and you may have to sit down and watch the following video. After all, if you don’t talk to your cat about catnip, who will?

I want ice water.